butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

stylinsexual:

there are literally so many people i follow that i would love be roommates with or travel the world with at the drop of the hat or just hang out on the couch watching movies or idek i think i’d date a lot of you

You are in the presence of…

i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me